That's enough

I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I'm a bit bored with orgies. Talking about them. Reading about them. I mean, any new viewers tuning into F1 amidst all this Max Mosley stuff must think they've stumbled upon some sort of weird S&M/sporting hybrid, rather than the world's best racing drivers battling it out.

So for anyone who's missed it, here's the story so far: FIA president Max Mosley went to an orgy. The News Of The World said it had Nazi connotations. Max says it didn't. Max has begun legal proceedings against the News Of The World.

Several organisations (the American Automobile Association) and people (Sir Jackie Stewart) have said his position is untenable. Now his position will be decided one way or the other at the FIA general assembly on June 3, as the whole thing rumbles on like, well... a five-hour orgy, really.

Here at F1 Racing, we think you might be a bit bored of orgies too, so we've decided to give it all a miss and concentrate on what really matters: the sport. And you'll find loads in this issue about that.

You'll discover how the secret of BMW's success could actually be Robert Kubica's amazing diet, you'll find out about Flavio Briatore's other side, and you'll hear some astonishing admissions from David Coulthard - his own dreams of being FIA president among them.

Oh, and we'll also reveal who you voted the greatest driver in the history of F1.

So, loads of great stuff about Formula 1 and nothing about sex in dungeons. We hope that's OK with you.

Enjoy the issue,

HANS SEEBERG
EDITOR